FUNNY FOOLISHNESS

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"If you're gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that's the one to get," says "Transformers" star Darius McCrary[Eddy in Family Matters] about the surprisingly domestic Karrine (Superhead) Steffans. McCrary dishes to Sister 2 Sister magazine about his three-month-long "sleepover" with the video vixen, saying that she keeps an immaculate house, is an excellent cook and loves porn! Steffans also keeps a board of all the men she was juggling and oh so lovingly wrote him as No. 1. Ain't love grand!