BRUCE AND EMMA NYC

Bruce Willis is a partner in the Bowery Wine Co., which opens to the public this weekend at 13 E. First St. "It's upscale and loungy," says owner Chris Sileo, formerly beverage director at The Plaza. "We'll have high-end, light fare that will include paninis, salads and desserts." Willis and his pals, "Sopranos" regulars Vincent Curatola and John Ventimiglia, already christened the place at a private party last week.

His girlfriend Emma Hemming:

Emma Heming has become a Manhattan homeowner again. The Victoria's Secret mannequin paid $1.84 million for a two-bedroom, two-bath, loft-style condo on West 17th Street, according to city records. Heming sold her East 10th Street co-op in 2006 and moved to California to try her luck in Hollywood and to be closer to her then-boyfriend, the nightclub king Brent Bolthouse. But last November she was back in New York, spotted on the arm of John Stamos.

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WHEN IS IT EVER OK TO CHEAT?!?

This question has probably been asked a gazillion times but really though, when is it ever ok to cheat? It seems these men-not saying only men cheat-get sooo enraptured in satisfying their needs they want to embarass the sh!tout of their spouses. If you know you're are not the settling down type, why take a vow. I've never been married and craazily don't plan on getting hitched at least not anytime soon cause i'm a commitment phobe that's easily distracted. Have you ever cheated?why?

Page six via HuffPo got a tape of Chris Rock on a convo w/ crazy P.I Pellicano

Once you're accused of rape, you're just [bleep]ed, you know?" a stressed-out Rock tells the detective.
An angry Pellicano replies: "That's why I want to blacken this girl up, totally. I want to make her out to be a lying, scumbag, manipulative [bleep]sucker . . . stupid [bleep]."
Rock agrees, telling Pellicano, "I'm [bleep]ed. I'm better getting caught with needles in my arm, way better, needles, with pictures. There's Chris Rock shooting heroin - much better blow to the career."
The Huffington Post obtained the recording and planned to put all 31 minutes on its Web site last night. The Web site said prosecutors plan to call Rock as a witness in Pellicano's trial in Los Angeles on charges of illegal wiretapping.
Rock was distraught because Monica Zsibrita, who had a one-night stand with Rock at the Beverly Hills Hotel in 1998, was suing him three years later, claiming he had raped her and fathered her child.
Zsibrita claimed that she saved Rock's semen on a tissue she stored in her freezer and that she'd prove Rock fathered her child.
But she later dropped her suit.
Rock was separated from his wife, Malaak, at the time of the fling. (Despite divorce filings last year, which were subsequently dropped, they are still together.)
During the call, Pellicano reads Zsbrita's police report to Rock and tells him her allegations aren't taken seriously by the cops.
Rock says, "I know the night we went to the Ivy she had on white pants. I only noticed cause my wife's real classy and subdued and I'm out with a girl with big [breast]s and white pants."
Pellicano then reads to Rock a portion of the report that said Zsbrita collected his semen in a Kleenex and put it in her pocket.
Rock responds, "I've been so set up."
"Does your old lady know what's going on?" Pellicano asks.
Rock: "No. She thinks it's over. Put it that way: She knows of it."

I GET HIGH HIGH HIGH

Celeb poth-eeds are sharing their years of stoner experience

in Shirley Halperin and Steve Bloom's new book, "Pot Culture." In the guide to ganja, Maroon 5's Adam Levine suggests puffing while listening to the music of Lauryn Hill, Herbie Hancock, Stevie Wonder and Miles Davis, while model Adrianne Curry suggests covering up your weed breath with lip gloss. She said, "I carry orange lip gloss, which covers up the pot smell in my mouth for my husband when I tell him I haven't been smoking . . For mints, I prefer Icebreakers. They're really strong and burn your tongue, but they cover the smell up in two seconds." Jonah Hill, the stoner star of "Knocked Up" and "Superbad," demonstrates how to get high by smoking out of an apple, and Whitestarr burn-out Cisco Adler shows the kids at home how to put together a gravity bong. Other celebs who dish on their herb habits: Melissa Etheridge, Kal Penn, Rob Thomas and - of course - Steve-O.

WILL I HAVE TO CUT A B*!@!?

Page Six is saying-

soap star Leven Rambin spent Saturday night sucking face with one of New York's most sought-after catches, quashing rumors she's attached to someone else. Spies at a surprise party for super-producer Mark Ronson at the Spotted Pig looked on in shock as Rambin - the 17-year-old blonde about town who plays an autistic teen on "All My Children" - made out with him. Friends of Ronson told us, "she's possessed" and has been "gunning for Mark for over a year." A-list attendees included Jay- Z, Beyoncé, Ron Perelman and Q-Tip. Leven denied the lip-lock through a spokesper son, possibly because she's supposedly dating effete Men's Vogue scribe Hudson Morgan.

She better step the eff away from him and isn't she supposed to be concentrating on her acting in L.A? augh-this is messing my day up

COLUMBUS:THE PLACE TO BE

Columbus,OH was "the place to be" this weekend according to pagesix:

THE place to be last weekend was Columbus, Ohio, where a convergence of politics, bodybuilding and mixed martial arts drew crowds of visitors led by California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The Governator was in Columbus for the Arnold Sports Festival 2008, also known simply as "The Arnold." And he didn't have time for any fans who dreamed of taking a picture with the former Mr. Universe or getting his autograph.
As Schwarzenegger was exiting the Hyatt early Sunday morning, he had several goons run ahead of him screaming at hotel customers trying to get to the airport, "Get back against the wall! Stay against the wall! Do not move!"
When Schwarzenegger appeared, flanked by men in black suits, one fan broke free and begged for a photo, saying, "Every year I try and get a picture, please? You're my idol." Schwarzenegger didn't even make eye contact as he swept by.
Some of the female bodybuilders at the competition provided the weekend's highlight on Saturday night when they went to a local bar. According to a Page Six spy, "They started wrestling a bunch of midgets. It got nasty and went all night."
Also at the convention was a team of Ultimate Fighting Championship combatants, signing autographs and getting ready for their bouts at the Columbus Arena where Anderson Silva bested Dan Henderson for the UFC middleweight title.
After the sold-out, pay-per-view fight card, UFC head Dana White said the UFC would be sanctioned in New York and Massachusetts by the end of the year - which would be music to the ears of many fans, including Reed Krakoff, president and executive creative director of retailer Coach. Krakoff has spent the last year photographing the UFC pugilists for a coffee table book, "Fighter," which his ICM agent, Kate Lee, just sold to Viking. It's described as "a look at the fighters of the UFC, showcasing both their fierce athleticism and their surprising sensitivity and grace."

OUT AND ABOUT IN THE M.I.A-YO PRE NYE

Guys being guys

newly single Dylan McDermott

Publicity hounds

Kritik's Johnathan Cheban and kabagillionaire Anna Anisimova(boobs look unaltered page six)

Our fav professional non-professional Wayne Boich

Chace Crawford and JC Chasez

Page Six- it doesn't seem like they've split split

Tyson Beckford

Pete Wentz & Aslee simpson-emo couple w/out makeup

Christina Milian at some photoshoot

PAGE SIX OOPS

November 27, 2007 -- "I'M still a die-hard romantic and I still subscribe to traditional homosexual atti tudes. I love beauty; I love shopping and hookers, you know?" - Rufus Wainwright in London's Evening Standard . . . "I DON'T want to know who he's been with or how many. I do want to know that my man is not a virgin, I'll tell you that much, because I want to know that he knows what he's doing. But I don't need to know how he learned it" - Dania Ramirez, of NBC's "Heroes," in Complex magazine.

Ummm PageSix-Ben Lee is NOT Rufus Wainwright!

JUIICY!!! TELL MEMORE

*pic from style.com
Word is Stella is trying to give Heather Mills something else to bitch about: ... the fashion designer has created a jewelry line, and her first effort is a necklace featuring a single-leg pendant. The bauble costs $500. So not funny because she losther leg in a mine accident but kinda funny because tons of people will soo buy it.

Now Paul is creating a stir of his ow:

He's not yet divorced, but Paul McCartney reportedly has been squiring a married New York millionaire around the Hamptons.
The ex-Beatle and MTA board member Nancy Shevell were spotted numerous times over three days last weekend - sharing walks on the beach and even a tender kiss, the London Sun reported.
McCartney, 65, was also seen visiting the 47-year-old's London hotel room in October while he and estranged wife Heather Mills were battling over their divorce in court.
Shevell, 47, is a businesswoman who is married to Bruce Blakeman, a high-powered attorney who is a commissioner for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey.
Shevell and Blakeman are said to be old friends of McCartney and his late wife, Linda. They have a teenage son.
Sir Paul and his lady friend did not appear to be hiding their relationship as they hopscotched around East Hampton last weekend.
They had a dinner Friday night that lasted until 3 a.m. The next day, McCartney visited Shevell's mansion and later stopped by Top Drawer lingerie, the Sun said.
The two were seen outside a movie theater and then dined on sushi at Mount Fuji. They repaired to McCartney's estate, where she spent two hours before heading home.
Sunday began with breakfast at a cafe, followed by a drive in McCartney's pickup, and a stroll on the beach. They kissed "tenderly" before he dropped her off at her home, the paper reported.
But they didn't stay apart long. She soon jumped in her car and drove to his mansion where they stayed for several hours.

DUDE HAS GENITAL WARTS?!?

Via pagesix:

MIKE "Boogie" Malin, who co-owns the Dolce Group of restaurants in Los Angeles with Ashton Kutcher and who won last year's "Big Brother" series, was arrested last week for allegedly assaulting a waitress at a Denver sports bar. Malin, 37, a New Hampshire native who went to college in Boston, was in Colorado for the Red Sox-Rockies World Series and got into a tiff with the waitress after he ebulliently mocked Colorado for being swept. He was bailed out Tuesday from the Denver sheriff's lockup. Malin certainly does have a way with women. On last season's "Dr. 90210," he was seen visiting his creepy friend and dermatologist Will Kirby for removal of genital warts* and bragged about having unprotected sex with multitudes of women. When advised he'd have to wear condoms, Malin moaned and was then seen being taken out on the town by Kirby to meet more victims.

*eeeewwwwww!

NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

From Page Six:

Chris Rock has turned up three times in the past month at the Hustler Club,
where he's entertained by the same dancer in one of the mammary mecca's private
rooms.

WWMD?(What will Malaak do?)