PURPLE PENETRATOR

So this is her Madge-sty Madonna leaving a spot holding what seems to be a strap on. Oh MY GOODNESS!! whaaaaaat! You know that is pretty embarassing in a i'm a reformed freak way. Like when your friends drag you into the Garden and you have to put on your darkest sunglasses cause you never know who might run into you. I mean seriously, I hope this was a gift but then again I would have the courtesy of wrapping it up in brown paper like Colt45 man.