Oily A**

This new weightloss drug on the market is all the rave. To start with some of it's company facts:

1) It's the only FDA approved over the counter weight loss drug. The tagline is that it's a pill with a plan. 2) It works by preventign the body from absorbing about a quarter of the fat you eat. Just one gram of fat has more than double the calories of the same amount of protein or carbs. So if you eat a reduced-calorie, low-fat diet and use alli capsules, you can make a real difference in your weight as you limit the total number of calories that enter your system.

3.) It works through the active ingredient in alli attaches to some of the natural enzymes in the digestive system, preventing them from breaking down about a quarter of the fat you eat. Undigested fat cannot be absorbed and passes through the body naturally. The excess fat is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it in the toilet as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza. Because of the way in which alli works, eating meals with too much fat may cause side effects known as treatment effects such as: gas with oily spotting, loose stools, more frequent stools that may be hard to control.

My take for anyone that decides to take this: be prepared to just loose it, literally. I've never taken it nor do I know anyone that has but I would sure like to so i can offer them one of those 10pack cotton granny panty set. My friends suggest that anyone using it keep moist baby wipes at arms reach. But seriously, what sense does it make that you try to lose weight then wear some really hot outfit to dinner, eat more than 15% fat then you've got an oil stain down your ass cause you farted just a little. ech! I would loooove to get some alli stories, please