IT WASN'T ME....I SWEAR

(this deserves a 1minute side eye*)
Mike McHaney clearly doesn't watch enough "Dateline." McHaney, a staff member for Sen. Maria Cantwell (D-Wash.), was nabbed by the FBI for allegedly soliciting sex online from someone he thought was a 13-year-old boy, according to authorities. McHaney, 28, also worked for John Kerry's '04 White House campaign and served as an aide to ex-Rep. Dick Gephardt.

*side eye to Mike McHaney not Chris Hansen