Ushmeka II

This is the best quote ever courtesy of "Supahead" on Usher:

How was the sex?

It was f*cking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol' boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.

Ushmeka- is it my bsness?

I really was going to avoid talking about this as it concerns me in no way shape or form but i will. The back story is she dated him while she was married with 3 kids. His momager fired her 'cause she was too close for comfort. Fast forward a couple of months and almost final divorce, she rears her head and all of a sudden they're engaged- FAST! So now they were to be "married" in the Hampton's this past weekend but then it was called off. Why? 1) her thieving not classy self was exposed by her...half sister. 2) Usher realized he fired momager for HER(ewww). 3) she wouldn't buy her mom a new set of teefs. Now she is supposedly in a hospital with pre-term labor. Yea right, she knows she's not preggars, she wants to nail him down somehow and she wants to be relevant in fashion, 2 of the 3 will NEVER happen. Lets keep it classy people (ugh).